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Cut from midweight organic combed cotton, it feels soft against the skin while holding a structured silhouette thanks to side seams and self-fabric binding. The front keeps things minimal with a small lightning bolt near the heart — a subtle nod to unexpected spark — while the back delivers a bold gothic statement in high-contrast type: “All Men are Cremated Equal.” Wear it on its own with lived-in jeans or layered under a jacket when you want your outfit to do the talking without shouting. The regular fit and ribbed knit collar make it comfortable for long days, and the sewn-in label keeps the neck clean for layering. This tee suits anyone who leans into dark humor, dry wit, and clothes that start conversations at late-night gatherings, underground shows, or quiet coffee shop corners.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% organic combed cotton for a soft, breathable midweight feel\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and self-fabric binding for structured shape and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam for stretch and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Medium fabric weight (180 g\/m²) in a regular fit\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label for a neat neckline; grey marle variant includes viscose blend\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":54920366817602,"sku":"80879552906989137350","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54920366850370,"sku":"26274327086149711862","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54920366883138,"sku":"31935779439868033721","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54920366915906,"sku":"32179861407671473849","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54920366948674,"sku":"29276348364116997005","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54920366981442,"sku":"64384364211779815900","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54920367014210,"sku":"37797406332647796395","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/2715\/9618\/files\/11855908214148009417_2048.jpg?v=1782440010","url":"https:\/\/www.stxrdust.com\/products\/100-organic-cotton-all-men-are-cremated-equal-t-shirt","provider":"DesignByStardust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}