{"product_id":"all-men-are-cremated-natural-tote-bag","title":"All Men are Cremated Natural Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickness, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle drop, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCarry a sharp sense of dark humor with you wherever you go. This natural cotton canvas tote blends sturdy, lived-in texture with bold, gothic lettering on the front and a small lightning emblem on the back. It feels timeless and a little bit rebellious — the kind of bag you sling over your shoulder on market days, late-night record runs, or when you want your accessories to speak before you do. The neutral canvas lets the deep, crisp print stand out while fitting effortlessly into a pared-back or punk-inspired wardrobe. Lightweight yet tough, it’s the practical companion for errands, books, and extras, without losing an ounce of attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% natural 6 oz cotton canvas for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp double-sided print\u003cbr\u003e- One size: 15\" x 16\" (38.1 x 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles for comfortable carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight yet sturdy construction\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15\" x 16\" \/ Natural","offer_id":54970121060674,"sku":"33874610383007418287","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/2715\/9618\/files\/15805582487965706452_2048.jpg?v=1783632253","url":"https:\/\/www.stxrdust.com\/products\/all-men-are-cremated-natural-tote-bag","provider":"DesignByStardust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}